I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy