I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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