Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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