I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO