i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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