I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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