I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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