Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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Your cock deserves a montage
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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