In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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