Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
where are my eyebrows?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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