Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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