at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
