i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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