How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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