you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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