i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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