I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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