omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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