Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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