Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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