google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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