What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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