a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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