I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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