we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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