What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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