no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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