Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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