I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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