there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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