No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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