I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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