Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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