Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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