come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize