I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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