the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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