Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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