im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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