Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The adults are the big ones right?
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