I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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