I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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