Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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