I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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