do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Randomize
