Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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