White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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