He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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