I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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