Cold hands, warm shart.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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