do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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