Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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