Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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