You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
soo... how was my night?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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