Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
