I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i dont even know how to be here
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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