My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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