Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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